It Ain't Easy Being Sleazy

20, Employed.


theawesomeadventurer:

nojaminmycoffee:

theawesomeadventurer:

smalltonystark:

honestly it is SO goddamn funny whenever some straight man calls me a whore or a bitch or something like girl you think that shit hurts my feelings? my closest friend once told me i dressed like an accounting major going through her 2nd divorce while trying to get her oldest stepchild to call her once a month. THATS a real insult. try harder.

I love this post because one time my younger sister told me I looked like a turtle from one of the Ice Age movies and since then nothing has cut me deeper than that

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yea that’s him :/


mutantapologist:

Not to be like “we live in a society” but I think a lot of people’s mental health would be significantly less fucked if they didn’t have to function in a system that forces them to think about their value as a human being as based on how productive they are/how much money people can make off them


deeperwells:

froggierboy:

havanasliu:

men will watch the most trash shit ever released but when it comes to a girl squad movie it needs to meet the highest bar to be considered watchable and worthy of their oh so valuable time lol i have to laugh

i was thinking abt that earlier bc my coworker said “so birds of prey doesn’t look very good” and i said “i don’t care if it’s the most trash ass movie ever made, i’m excited and i’m GONNA watch it!” he said “what, just because they’re women” and i said “uh. yeah.”

especially in genres, women are held to a weirdly high standard. there are like eight fucking movies where tom cruise plays himself in ridiculous high-stakes spy settings and no one bitches that they’re unrealistic or stupid or whatever but margot robbie does it once and suddenly it’s all about the integrity of the art.

Men will fully see 11 Fast and Furious movies and 7 spinoffs to “support the boys” or whatever but the second a girl movie comes out theyre all film majors


holisticfansstuff:

itchycoil:

No offense but your friends are your soulmates too and not just people to complain about your romantic relationship to

Or ditch the minute you find a partner and then expect them to wait around indefinitely until you deign to find time for them


elkian:

kelbremdusk:

coyotes-grin:

todaysbird:

i really like when crows just insert themselves into a group of other birds and then act like there is absolutely nothing strange about it

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nobody will suspect a thing

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fyi

ginger-s-n-a-p:

fuck-usag:

kill-the-5pare:

madlori:

petratodd:

Gender reveal parties, and big planned reveals, literally were not a thing ten, fifteen years ago. Don’t let anyone pull that “it’s a tradition!” crap on you, youngsters. They’re LYING. People would either get the ultrasound or not to find out about the genitals, and tell people or not. That was that.

The fuss over “revealing” a baby’s gender in utero stinks of pushback against the shift toward a more nuanced understanding of gender. I mean yeah part of it is social media, and trends catching on, but don’t think for a minute this isn’t part of some regressive attitudes creeping into the mainstream with a cute (blue or pink) bow on it.

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Even the woman who helped popularize gender reveal parties is like…slow your roll, fam.

She only had a gender reveal party because it was her first pregnancy that made it to a gender pregnancy scan. All her others had been miscarriages. She was only celebrating a pregnancy milestone!

that…..is a super valid reason for a party.

Wow, i did not expect that to be the reason this all started. Im so happy for her.


coniello:

coniello:

in general i think new york is very good for my social anxiety because no matter how much of a freak i’m being i know it’s probably not the weirdest thing people have seen today

case in point: i felt bad about bringing my unwieldy luggage onto a crowded train, until the man sitting next to me pulled a live fish out of his backpack